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2011: new year's resolutions

weigh 125 lbs. of pure muscle get at least a 3.5 gpa for the semester officially enlist in the national guard be more responsible financially kick ass and take names i think these are reasonable

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giving a dog a bath...

not fun. and kind of smelly

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“You know if I could go back in time, I would lez it up 24 hours. Believe me, one...”

– Betty White [SNL] (via lgbtlaughs)

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wahhhh :(

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800th post

lame.

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When the test papers are returned, and..

flairey: you failed and you have the lowest score in class: you failed but not as badly as you’d thought: you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either: you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”: you passed: you get the highest score in class: your friend gets the highest score in class: someone you don’t like gets the...

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ohhnahhnahhwhatsmyname: andthentherewas2: Oh you’re dating my ex? Thats cool, im eating a sandwich, you want those left overs too bitch? Love. This. <3 this reminds of one person in particular. she gets all my sloppy seconds haha

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My daughter and I were walking through a park when...

I was afraid she was going to say something rude, because she was only 4 years old. She says to me “Mommy look! A real fairy tale couple. They’re so pretty!” Her acceptance GMH kids like this will change the world.

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takinginthememory asked: Exactly. I swim for Chatham University. It's a D3 school, nothing crazy. Wasn't really planning on swimming in college but somehow I managed to get suckered into it. How about you?

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i forgot

how much i enjoyed love gives me hope :) and now there’s a kids give me hope. guess i know what i’m doing tonight

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The other day, we saw an elderly couple at the...

The husband then helps her up onto a luggage cart and starts wheeling her around everywhere. It was one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. Long lasting and unrelenting LGMH.

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takinginthememory asked: Exactly. I swim for Chatham University. It's a D3 school, nothing crazy. Wasn't really planning on swimming in college but somehow I managed to get suckered into it. How about you?

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When the person you like calls you 'baby'.

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best feelings in the world

oyoungsailor: quenching your thirst having an orgasm putting a sweat shirt on directly after taking it out of the dryer pissing after holding it too long acing a test you didn’t study for you forgot: realizing you’re in love

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takinginthememory asked: Sweet. 100/200 Breast and 200 IM. I wish I could swim more free, I've been doing those same events for over 7 years now.

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takinginthememory asked: Sweet. 100/200 Breast and 200 IM. I wish I could swim more free, I've been doing those same events for over 7 years now.

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