January 2012
December 2011
get over yourself.
“william… william!” my grandma is so funny when she’s trying to boss my grandpa around. it’s all i ever hear in this house. when she’s angry, it’s always “william joseph!”. old people are hilarious.
barely posting, but we only arrived in florida two days ago and spent all of yesterday in jacksonville (2.5 hours from my grandparents’ house) visiting marisa’s family. slept late today and now we’re going shopping before our date night :)
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
WatchBro time, junior edition.
"can we just get married now?"
-what marisa just said to me after i allegedly had the “cutest shiver ever” while eating ice cream.
our love makes me want to throw up sometimes, but in a good way. i love you, babe.
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Bitch, who the fuck you think you are? Back off my...
getting up in 5 and a half hours to go to florida with marisa :) yayyy!
“If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart...”
– Andrea Gibson (via spine)
so far this trip feels ruined. we haven’t even left yet.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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i will have a happy life.
i make demands, i have high expectations. i’m a bitch most of the time and a straight up cunt the rest of the time. i judge others, i criticize everyone, i ruin things. and you know what? i’m okay with that. so here i am today; telling the world that i will no longer be accepting less than i deserve. my future is planned out, i know what i want and i will have it. so suck it bitches....
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